what if cows moaned when you milked them
im so lonely
Her reaction when we brought out her birthday cake
Did you know? Each Kong character in the Donkey Kong franchise is named after their fatal flaw
For instance, Mortality Kong must grapple with the weight of the human condition
when you call in to work and your coworker answers the phone in their peppy work voice then realizes its you and goes back to sounding just as dead inside as you are
what is better than falling asleep next to someone you love? what’s better than listening to them breathing???
Guys being dudes