Really Cool Shenanigans

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imgoverdose:

Her reaction when we brought out her birthday cake

imgoverdose:

Her reaction when we brought out her birthday cake

  • Me: *minding my own business*
  • Will.i.am: hit it Fergie!
  • Me: ALL THE TIME I TURN AROUND BROTHER'S GATHER ROUND ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME UP AND DOWN LOOKING AT MY (UH) I JUST WANNA SAY IT NOW - I AINT TRYING TO ROUND UP DRAMA LITTLE MAMA I DONT WANNA TAKE YOUR MAN AND I KNOW IM COMING OFF JUST A LITTLE BIT CONCEITED AND I KEEP ON REPEATING HOW THE BOYS WANNA EAT IT BUT IM TRYIN TO TELL THAT I CANT BE TREATED LIKE CLIENTELE CUZ THEY SAY SHES DELICIOUS

dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

(Source: bastille)

paragonpoint:

paragonpoint:

Did you know? Each Kong character in the Donkey Kong franchise is named after their fatal flaw

For instance, Mortality Kong must grapple with the weight of the human condition

fwips:

when you call in to work and your coworker answers the phone in their peppy work voice then realizes its you and goes back to sounding just as dead inside as you are

rogueavantgarde:

vinegod:

How to get out of saying the β€œL” word by Victory Brinker

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misterbonesofficial:

spookyarms:

what is better than falling asleep next to someone you love? what’s better than listening to them breathing???

Guys being dudes

foodchewer:

thanks Doug

foodchewer:

thanks Doug

(Source: mondegreener)

officialfrenchtoast:

disappointing

officialfrenchtoast:

disappointing

(Source: contraception)