Really Cool Shenanigans

oh my god hello how are you welcome to my aquarium

(Source: 0nthesea)

wolfieandthecity:

To all of my B-F-Fs, I’M BACK!!!!!!!! WHO’S READY FOR SUMMER 2013! I AM! Here I am getting the party started in Washington Square Park! Oh my goodness! For real, though, guys, I have had such a year! First I lost my WiFi and THEN we lost our apartment and THEN Ludwig banned me from using Tumblr ever again and said I was wasting away my prospects on the internet and THEN Constanze got engaged to this French loser so I had to get on a boat to go all the way back to Europe just to give him a good sock in the eye (lol! a sock! It really was a sock though - can’t hurt these fingers! They’re “historical” if you will! LOL) and THEN my Papa made me come back to the United States of America because he was quite displeased at my inability to come home without any prospects or any money in my pockets. “But Papa!” I told him, “I have learned the wonders of a world with Strawberry Frappuccinos and free WiFi and hot dogs on street corners and girls who are tan!” And isn’t that what life is all about?! And then he slapped me and said that I didn’t learn a thing from him growing up and what were all those tours around Europe for anyway and where is my business sense and I don’t understand the value of a dollar and I was all like, “PAPA, you don’t either! You have never been to America, silly!” Anyway, you know how dads are. LOL! But now I’m back to try again! I have to find Ludwig and J. S., those crazy boys are probably off improvising in a church somewhere!!!!!!! They’re going to be SO HAPPY to see me again! I just know it! I’m so happy to be back in my favorite city!

Xoxo,

Wolfie