I AM NO LONGER ALIVE.
Okay, so I used to never get why people thought Channing Tatum was hot, but then one day I woke up, and I saw the light.
Holy mother of God… just look at him.
Eventually all of this would pass, and the memory of it would give way to embellishment and fantasy and… outright distortion.
I just.. I just freaking love this movie.
I love it so much I can’t explain it.